Wikipedia:Wikipediholic Test

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If you want to evaluate your Wikipediholism, take this 20 question test. The test measures your addictiveness to Wikipedia. The numbers in parentheses (X) indicate the number you will earn (or lose) if you answer a Yes to the question.

Current revision: 4709937

To Start[change | edit source]

Please do not lie in this test!

  1. How often do you use Wikipedia?
    • Every day? (10)
    • Every week? (5)
    • Every month? (1)
    • Twice a day? (25)
    • More than twice a day? (30, plus 10 for each additional time)
  2. How many edits have you made?
    • 10? (2)
    • 50? (10)
    • 1000? (250)
    • Over 10000?! (2,000 plus a WikiBreak)
  3. Do you vandalize?
    • If Yes...
    • on your IP? (-100)
    • on your account? (-150)
    • 1% of your edits? (-20, at least only 1%)
    • 5-10%? (-100)
    • 10-25%? (-300)
    • 25-50%? (-1,000)
    • More than half? (-5,000, a criminal charge, and a ban)

Behavioral[change | edit source]

  1. Has Wikipedia brought down your grades? (500, get back to work!!!)
  2. Has Wikipedia brought UP your grades? (100, your research has paid off)
  3. Has Wikipedia caused your boyfriend/girlfriend to dump you? (40, we feel sorry)
  4. Do you neglect eating due to Wikipedia? (50)
    • One day? (200)
    • Two to six days? (500)
    • One to two weeks? (2500, NOW EAT BEFORE YOU STARVE TO DEATH!!!)
    • Really?!?! (99,999, you must be starving)

Psychological[change | edit source]

  1. When you cannot edit for...
    • 6-12 months? (10)
    • 3-6 months? (50)
    • 1-3 months? (200)
    • 2-4 weeks? (550)
    • 1-2 weeks? (1120)
    • 4-7 days? (1654)
    • 2-3 days? (2996)
    • 12-24 hours? (4536)
    • 6-12 hours? (6577)
    • 1-5 hours? (9567)
    • 30-59 minutes? (9999)
    • 15-29 minutes? (14999)
    • 2-14 minutes? (19999, and a WikiBreak)
    • 1 minute? (99999. Dang it, get a life!!!)
    ... do you feel depressed, bored, or otherwise undesirable? (Symptoms albeit minor)
  2. Does Wikipedia make you feel high? (20)

As a Wikipedian[change | edit source]

  1. Do you bite other Wikipedians? (-5)
    • Vandals (23, teach them a lesson)
    • Newbies (-40, show Welcome instead)
    • Admins/Bureaucrats (-299, you may be blocked)
  2. Do you use advanced, or policy/project page templates? (45)
  3. Do you have an inappropriate username? (-56, you violator and liar. If you were blocked you couldn't take this test.)

Social[change | edit source]

  1. Do you neglect the shower because of Wikipedia? (91, don't dodge the shower tomorrow either)
  2. Has signing job resumes, emails, etc. with four tildes angered others? (5)
    • No, because they were Wikipedians too? (20, how lucky!)
  3. Have you edited Wikipedia in school? (100, GET BACK TO WORK!)
    • Is Wikipedia blocked by the school? (10, DON'T TRY TO BYPASS IT.)
  4. Anywhere else? (10, you think the above question is unfair because the rest of the class is outside during recess.)
  5. Have your edits made real-life controversy? (-25)
  6. Have you phoned/communicated with a Wikipedian? (10 for each)
  7. Have you met in person? (50 for each)
  8. Has Wikipedia editing made you famous? (1000, Wow)

Your Score[change | edit source]

Score Meaning
-5000 below You heavily vandalize. GET OUT!
-3000 below You vandalize.
-1000 below You have been blocked or banned before.
-100 You do not know Wikipedia well.
0 You are a newbie.
1-1000 You are an autoconfirmed account with some edits.
1001-2500 You like Wikipedia.
2501-10000 You have an overdose of Wikipedihol in your body, please become an Admin.
10001-49999 Almost no doctors, pharmacists, or the like can cure you now.
50000+ You are irreversible! Please be proud of yourself.

You could add {{User Wikipediholic|Your points}} in your user page.

Let your marks be 'X', the result will be:

X This user gets X points in Wikipedia:Wikipediholic Test.