All's Well That Ends Well (album)

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All's Well That Ends Well
Studio album by Chiodos
Released July 26, 2005
(reissued October 17, 2006)
Recorded February 2005, at Audiolux Studios, Elmore, Ohio
Genre Post-hardcore, emo, screamo
Length 42:15 (reissue 53:03)
Label Equal Vision
Producer Marc Hudson
Chiodos chronology
All's Well That Ends Well
Bone Palace Ballet
 Professional ratings
Source Rating
Allmusic 3.5/5 stars [1]
Sputnikmusic 1.5/5 stars [2]
Sputnikmusic (Re-issue) 4/5 stars [3] 8/10 stars [4]
AbsolutePunk (79%) [5]

All's Well That Ends Well is the first album by American post-hardcore band Chiodos. It was released through Equal Vision Records in July 2005. Four music videos for the songs "One Day All Women Will Become Monsters", "The Words 'Best Friend' Become Redefined", "Baby, You Wouldn't Last a Minute on the Creek", and "All Nereids Beware" have been produced for the promotion of the album. The album has sold more than 200,000 copies as of 2008.[6][7]

Track listing[change | change source]

No. Title Length
1. "Prelude"   0:48
2. "All Nereids Beware"   4:05
3. "One Day Women Will All Become Monsters"   3:32
4. "Expired in Goreville"   2:55
5. "Baby, You Wouldn’t Last a Minute on the Creek"   4:40
6. "The Words 'Best Friend' Become Redefined"   3:36
7. "Interlude Pt 1"   0:59
8. "There's No Penguins in Alaska"   4:33
9. "Interlude Pt 2"   1:16
10. "We’re Gonna Have Us a Champagne Jam"   4:19
11. "No Hardcore Dancing in the Living Room"   5:10
12. "Who's Sandie Jenkins"   1:59
13. "To Trixie and Reptile, Thanks for Everything"   4:17
Total length:

Re-release Bonus Tracks[change | change source]

  1. "Baby, You Wouldn’t Last a Minute on the Creek" (Acoustic) – 4:39
  2. "Queen of Diamonds" (Live/Acoustic/Demo) – 2:17
  3. "Lindsay Quit Lollygagging" (Acoustic) – 3:57

Trivia[change | change source]

  • The song "One Day Women Will All Become Monsters" is a reference to Shakespeare's play King Lear. Many of the lyrics from the song as well as the title of the song are taken almost word for word from the play.
  • The song "To Trixie And Reptile, Thanks For Everything" is a reference to old girlfriends of band members Craig Owens and Bradley Bell
  • Craig Owens said that the song "Baby, You Wouldn't Last a Minute on the Creek" is about Craig wanting to quit the band, not about the end of a relationship like many people thought.
  • The song title "There's No Penguins in Alaska" was a fact from inside the cap of Snapple.
  • The end of the song "Baby, You Wouldn't Last A Minute On The Creek" is actually the first track, "Prelude", in reverse

Personnel[change | change source]

  • Produced, Engineered and mixed by Marc Hudson
  • Mastered by Alan Douches, at West West Side Music, West New York / Tenafly, New Jersey
  • Art direction and design by Paul A. Romano (

Charts[change | change source]


Year Chart Position
2005 U.S. Billboard Top 200 164
Independent Albums 11
Top Heatseekers 3

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