|Pseudonym||Porky the Poet|
|Birth name||Phillip Christopher Swan|
|Born||28 June 1954|
|Medium||Stand-up, television, film|
Phillip Christopher Jupitus (//, né Swan; born 28 June 1954) is an English stand-up and improv comedian, actor, performance poet, cartoonist and podcaster. Jupitus was a team captain on all but one BBC Two-broadcast episode of music quiz Never Mind the Buzzcocks from its inception in 1988 until 2007, and also appears regularly as a guest on several other panel shows, including QI and BBC Radio 4's I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue.