|Porky the Poet
|Phillip Christopher Swan
|25 June 1962
Newport, Isle of Wight, England
|Stand-up, television, film
Phillip Christopher Jupitus (//, né Swan; born 25 June 1962) is an English stand-up and improv comedian, actor, performance poet, cartoonist and podcaster. Jupitus was a team captain on all but one BBC Two-broadcast episode of music quiz Never Mind the Buzzcocks from its inception in 1996 until 2015, and also appears regularly as a guest on several other panel shows, including QI and BBC Radio 4's I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue.