User:Clem's Pet Bunny

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Munching cleverly away, like the good bunny I am


Administrators: If you see me foaming in a strange way, please block me immediately on the assumption that my account is compromised I have the rabies. Of course, I could also simply be eating a big bowl of cream clumsily. Moral of the story: learn good table manners. My mistress will only be too happy, believe me. Just remember to tell her afterwards so that she can bring a few flowers to my grave, thanks!

Hello! As you may have guessed, I am Clementina's pet bunny. My lovely, sweet, gentle, kind, and pulchritudinous blah blah blah mistress occasionally uses me for those rare occasions where she is using a different computer, or a computer in a public place, or while she is traveling. God bless! :) I am yours very sincerely,
--Clem's Pet Bunny