Wikipedia:Simple News/Special Edition/Kennedy
Hello all, I thought I would not bore you with tales of my Chrismas adventure, instead, I have written a poem, based on The Night before Christmas by Clement Clarke Moore.
All names are simply here to make the poem make sense, nothing personal.
A Wiki Wonderland
When out on the wiki there was such a smash,
Jimbo spilled his wine and the servers did crash.
Away to my watchlist I clicked with speed,
Alas no good, re-write the wiki, we need.
Ignoring good faith to his talk page I swore,
As he laughed at my new, fantasy, ore.
While I begged him for his helping hand,
I wrote about my favourite MySpace band.
My horror subsided as more content appeared,
The dog got a fright as I punched and cheered.
I’m glad its fixed as I look for my pup,
We never knew that Santa has a backup
As he left the servers, the jolly old man,
His next stop was to a kid in Japan
But I heard him exclaim, ‘ere he drove out of sight,
"Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night!"