Hi guys! This is my 9th article for Simple News.
Firstly I'm very sorry about what happened on Saturday; Bluegoblin7 decided to leave us after an argument with other users. It is very sad, but we shouldn't let this get in our ways.
Also, I've started a New section called Song of the Fortnight, just for a bit of fun following my wikipedia (I do not have an entry...) song. We should be able to have a song per edition.
Next, I'd like to talk about 'my new wikiproject: Stub eradication. Its objective is to highly reduce the number of stubs on simple wiki. Just join, follow the instructions and off we go!
Finally I'd like to talk to you about a new possible section on SN; a story which would include satire. I'd like to know if anyone objected to this', and if you do or don't please say so on this page. Please remember, if it existed none of it should be taken seriously of course; it's just for fun and to make SN better. I'd write a Chapter for every edition.