User:Yintan
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Yintan | |
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| Years active | (2007 - present) |
| Awards | Barny Stars |
Yintan is a WikiGryphon, rollbacker, reviewer, Recent Changes patroller and vandal hunter on the English Wikipedia, his activities here, on the Simple Wiki, are limited.
Loved[1] and desired[2][3] by some but hated by many,[4][5][6][7][8][9][10] Yintan will hunt vandals all over the wiki, even if his actions will put the entire Wikipedia system at risk,[11] cause a revolution,[12] or get him into legal trouble.[13][14]
Personal life
According to some sources, Yintan could be of African/Asian/Jamaican descent[15][16][17] but other people wonder if he's human at all.[18] Yintan is an internet bully,[19] a mercenary flunkie,[20] and, according to many sources, totally gay.[21][22][23][24] Although he has no life,[25] the capabilities of it have been extensively tested.[26] Yintan's personal hygiene leaves a lot to be desired[27] but sources can't agree on an accurate description of his body odour.[28][29][30] His threatening and unprofessional attitude has been well documented, though.[31]
Honours and awards
Over the years Yintan has received Stars of Barns[32] for which he is truly grateful. In June 2013, the American government renamed the state of Florida in his honour.[33]
Other achievements
Despite his limited mental capabilities,[34][35][36] Yintan did manage to come up with the basic principles of African philosophy[37] and has been a member of the Scottish Parliament.[38] He's also a contortionist.[39] Yintan worked for the Illuminati and was the mastermind behind numerous alien abductions, but that information had to be deleted for your own safety.[40][41][42]
O, and he makes music, too.[43]
References
- ↑ We love Yintan
- ↑ Love me, Yintan
- ↑ COME AT ME YINTAN
- ↑ I hate u yintan
- ↑ Yintan is a Asshole
- ↑ HEY YINTAN, LEAVE ME ALONE
- ↑ screw you yintan
- ↑ f-*-c-k off yintan
- ↑ as hole (sic)
- ↑ Yintan, nobody likes you
- ↑ We will also be launching an Operation against Wikipedia
- ↑ you are just a rich muppet screwing the poor. we will soon be marching up your street.
- ↑ I will sue
- ↑ Your avid discomfort in the truth is leading to an investigation
- ↑ Ngger
- ↑ A raging Asian
- ↑ ALSO JAMACAN
- ↑ act like a human being if you even are one
- ↑ Internet bullies, which is what (..) Yintan and others are
- ↑ mercenary flunkies like Yintan
- ↑ yintan is a homosexual
- ↑ yintan is gay
- ↑ yintan is gaylord
- ↑ yintan is a smelly homosexual
- ↑ You obviously have no life
- ↑ we will test the capabilities of your staff, system, and personal lives
- ↑ Yintan stinks
- ↑ Yintan smells like ball sacks and nachos
- ↑ YINTAN SMELLS OF FISH
- ↑ smell of urine
- ↑ YOU HAVE BEEN EXTREMELY THREATENING AND UNPROFESSIONAL
- ↑ http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Yintan/starred
- ↑ Destin, Yintan
- ↑ Yintan is stupid
- ↑ Yintan is a pipi
- ↑ dumbass
- ↑ Created by Yintan, the philosophy of Kawaida is a synthesis of African thought
- ↑ predecessor = YinTan
- ↑ Yintan can f Himself
- ↑ You cannot view this diff
- ↑ You cannot view this diff
- ↑ You cannot view this diff
- ↑ http://yintan.bandcamp.com
Please note: All the 'facts' on this page are based on insults that vandals threw at me, either on my Talk page or in Wikipedia articles. Because I find their attempts at insulting me very amusing, I used them as 'references' for this user page. The only parts that make any real sense are the first and last sentence, and the bit about Barnstars. The rest is nonsense, based on insults, rants, and threats. Yintan.