User:ZenMaster9000

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I practice a world religious faith that was founded in A.D. 996 by a 12-year-old poet/prophet named Gwynevere of Glastonbury, a young girl adopted by a kindhearted nun named Sister Mary Benedict and consigned to the library by the covenant Mother Superior. Word spread all over Europe over her interpretation of the biblical meanings and messages to where Pope Sylvester II traveled to this greatly talented writer. He challenged her to writing two books: (1) a book on the world before Creation and (2) a book consisting of mythology. Feeling unforgiven due to her age, she sought Jesus Christ Himself and pleaded for a miracle. Lo and behold, she was granted two books, one containing 101 pictures and the other a large blank.

She found herself scribing one word after the other in the blank book, and when she was finished, she was amazed at what was written and began her mythology book only to feel pity upon the images which was drawn by an idiot savant given the graphics were so detailed that she felt they were real. The first picture consisted of a blank-faced woman sitting upon a throne and was named Danu, the Sovereign Deity. The last picture consisted of a skull with long white hair and the morbid body of a corpse with claws on both hands and Satanic etchings so horrible that she named her "Maitreya" -- the Mad Goddess -- and left alone. The 99 pictures were given each a name, role and prayer (depending on gender) and finished her project.

When the books were presented to the pope, Gwynevere stood shivering fearing hellfire and damnation only for the pope to be amazed by the accuracy of the written book he named The Lord Of The Rings (in Gaelic) and canonized it. When he came upon the images, he found instead a set of deities that were drawn and painted so detailed that one would swear that the artist was from the Renaissance. He canonized the pantheon, and lo and behold, the deities came to life and became the Lords of Heaven.

Now I'm trying to find the name of that faith. It inspired Dungeons And Dragons, The Legend Of Zelda -- even The Hobbit.