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Simple English Wikipedia

Here, we are polite, thoughtful, smart, geeky people, trying only to do something which is undoubtedly good in the world: write and give away a free encyclopedia

Talk page of the Jyllans-Posten Muhammad cartoons controversy

The Simple English Wikipedia is like a refreshing breath of air compared to the damned and constant infighting over at our big brother. Tenuous editing, edit warring, 3RR; massive sockpuppetry; hundreds of blocks issued and pages deleted, AFD discsussions opened; thousands of kilobytes of text on AN and ANI and RFAR; here, nothing. A pure experience, focusing on what Wikipedis is really about – the improvement of articles

Cassandra on Simple Talk

Removing things that need to be censored is censoring and thereby censorship

Creol on Simple Talk

Did you ever fly a kite in bed?

Did you ever walk with ten cats on your head?

If you never did, you should. These things are fun

and fun is good

One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish by Dr. Seuss

A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat

P. J. O'Rourke

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user:Gwib/Wikiproject Sexual Anatomy.

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Things which made me laugh


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Me and my significant other

Cscr-featured.svg This user has written or significantly contributed to 3 very good articles on Wikipedia.
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8 years, 4 months and 17 days.
Laff alert.svg This user is NOT known for taking himself too seriously and tends to use humor and emoticons to lighten overly serious conversations. :D
24 This user is 24 years, 9 months, and 22 days old.
en This user is a native speaker of English.
simple This person is very good in Simple English.
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es-1 Este usuario puede contribuir con un nivel básico de español.
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